Paksanhog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective lion.

Paksanhog created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paksanhog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Paksanhog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Paksanhog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Paksanhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paksanhog.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat grapes.