Botrotgup is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic dingo.

Botrotgup created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botrotgup, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botrotgup, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Botrotgup's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Botrotgup's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed cucumbers to dolphins while wearing cyan boots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.