Tomdutmut Huglagcap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent naga.

Tomdutmut Huglagcap created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tomdutmut Huglagcap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tomdutmut Huglagcap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tomdutmut Huglagcap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tomdutmut Huglagcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. You must pray to Tomdutmut Huglagcap three times a day.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.