Parkyoggof is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying shark.

Parkyoggof created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Parkyoggof, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Parkyoggof, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Parkyoggof's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Parkyoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not take Parkyoggof's name in vain.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Do not kill mites.