Bimlidflag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical rhinoceros.

Bimlidflag created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimlidflag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bimlidflag, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bimlidflag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bimlidflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Respect your elders.