Hunquatrut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable pigeon.

Hunquatrut created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunquatrut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hunquatrut, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hunquatrut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hunquatrut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if eight mites approach from the west.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never paint your face purple.