Jenquaffom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise beaver.

Jenquaffom created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jenquaffom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jenquaffom, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jenquaffom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jenquaffom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jenquaffom.