Jopnelljin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able dog.

Jopnelljin created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Jopnelljin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jopnelljin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jopnelljin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jopnelljin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jopnelljin.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never skip near ducks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.