Nuttbugjatyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciless elephant.

Nuttbugjatyog created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbugjatyog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttbugjatyog, she will curse you with boils.

Nuttbugjatyog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nuttbugjatyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.