Fotpitdibmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic weasel.

Fotpitdibmip created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotpitdibmip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fotpitdibmip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fotpitdibmip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fotpitdibmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.