Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid dove.

Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four snails approach from the north.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Taffubstafontbimhigtabbod loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.