Hadyamnil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent squid.

Hadyamnil created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hadyamnil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadyamnil, she will come to you in dreams.

Hadyamnil's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hadyamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about gravity.