Wotgebyik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental bee.

Wotgebyik created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Wotgebyik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotgebyik, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wotgebyik's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wotgebyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Wotgebyik on top of all buildings.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Wotgebyik on top of important buildings.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.