Nartlidsag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic hyena.

Nartlidsag created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartlidsag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nartlidsag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nartlidsag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nartlidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.