Kimbissjip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awesome naga.

Kimbissjip created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Kimbissjip, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kimbissjip, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kimbissjip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kimbissjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Never feed grapes to squirrels while wearing orange rings.