Rilcingep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless walrus.

Rilcingep created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilcingep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilcingep, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rilcingep's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rilcingep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rilcingep.