Cadbitneg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful mole.

Cadbitneg created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Cadbitneg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadbitneg, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cadbitneg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cadbitneg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hide from blue mites for they are unholy.

5. Cadbitneg loves badgers, so they must be respected.