Tagzagyart is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, happy capybara.

Tagzagyart created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Tagzagyart, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tagzagyart, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Tagzagyart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tagzagyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tagzagyart on top of all buildings.