Tetticunyimnillxen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody fairy.

Tetticunyimnillxen created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Tetticunyimnillxen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tetticunyimnillxen, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tetticunyimnillxen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tetticunyimnillxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat oranges.