Quimyoktonk is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil squirrel.
Quimyoktonk created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Quimyoktonk, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in Quimyoktonk, it will cry a lot.
Quimyoktonk's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Quimyoktonk's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about galaxies.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.