Listloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humorless donkey.

Listloop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Listloop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listloop, it will turn you into a frog.

Listloop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Listloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Fast once a month.