Dagciploop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, calm jaguar.

Dagciploop created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagciploop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dagciploop, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dagciploop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dagciploop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.