Sadfidsabhit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, capable yak.

Sadfidsabhit created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfidsabhit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sadfidsabhit, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Sadfidsabhit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sadfidsabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. You must pray to Sadfidsabhit six times a day.

3. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Never eat green fruit.