Bodgilfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful jaguar.

Bodgilfob created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgilfob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodgilfob, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bodgilfob's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bodgilfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look at nebulae.