Jabvogvol is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous wasp.

Jabvogvol created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Jabvogvol, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jabvogvol, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jabvogvol's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jabvogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jabvogvol.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Jabvogvol loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.