Dudbitgod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful toad.

Dudbitgod created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbitgod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dudbitgod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dudbitgod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dudbitgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Dudbitgod on top of important buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.