Dadquatcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous jaguar.

Dadquatcib created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadquatcib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dadquatcib, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dadquatcib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dadquatcib's Holy Commandments

1. Dadquatcib loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.