Tamnurfosslag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish hippopotamus.

Tamnurfosslag created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamnurfosslag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tamnurfosslag, he will torture you forever.

Tamnurfosslag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tamnurfosslag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing gray dresses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not commit murder.