Rakabomt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Rakabomt created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakabomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakabomt, she will turn you into a tree.

Rakabomt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rakabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Retreat if three dogs approach from the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.