Tafhatlinquatsughimflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring cow.

Tafhatlinquatsughimflag created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafhatlinquatsughimflag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tafhatlinquatsughimflag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tafhatlinquatsughimflag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tafhatlinquatsughimflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Tafhatlinquatsughimflag loves turtles, so they must be respected.