Budyikster Citzannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless snail.

Budyikster Citzannurt created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budyikster Citzannurt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budyikster Citzannurt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Budyikster Citzannurt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Budyikster Citzannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Budyikster Citzannurt first in all things.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not wear white clothing.