Hombassyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless bat.

Hombassyatt created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombassyatt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hombassyatt, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hombassyatt's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hombassyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Hombassyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.