Gemsandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome manatee.

Gemsandiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemsandiss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemsandiss, he will not invite you to parties.

Gemsandiss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gemsandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Ducks are not to be trusted.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed limes to bats while wearing magenta coats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.