Safgonxen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive lion.

Safgonxen created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Safgonxen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Safgonxen, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Safgonxen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Safgonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near grasshopers.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must love Safgonxen.

5. Do not eat limes.