Vinvagmum Yoggodboss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing hare.

Vinvagmum Yoggodboss created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Vinvagmum Yoggodboss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vinvagmum Yoggodboss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vinvagmum Yoggodboss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vinvagmum Yoggodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Vinvagmum Yoggodboss.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if four frogs approach from the east.