Hitruttgubwap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonest spider.

Hitruttgubwap created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitruttgubwap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hitruttgubwap, she will curse you with boils.

Hitruttgubwap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hitruttgubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Always obey Hitruttgubwap's priests.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about galaxies.