Pigdonxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring narwhal.

Pigdonxuck created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pigdonxuck, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pigdonxuck, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pigdonxuck's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pigdonxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Pigdonxuck loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pray towards the south.