Bethonsid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome fish.

Bethonsid created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethonsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bethonsid, she will turn you into a dog.

Bethonsid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bethonsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.