Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain shark.

Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near hamsters.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Put Gidhasrawbimrillgarnil Barndaggess first in all things.