Wegcanvonxem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless wren.

Wegcanvonxem created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcanvonxem, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wegcanvonxem, it will not care at all.

Wegcanvonxem's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wegcanvonxem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wegcanvonxem first in all things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always stare at clouds.