Quatstraggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, competent weasel.

Quatstraggeb created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatstraggeb, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quatstraggeb, she will have a low opinion of you.

Quatstraggeb's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Quatstraggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatstraggeb.

3. Do not take Quatstraggeb's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.