Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured swan.

Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Himlaptettiwadmumdussleg's name in vain.