Bastfebdutdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil manatee.

Bastfebdutdoss created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfebdutdoss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bastfebdutdoss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bastfebdutdoss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bastfebdutdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Bastfebdutdoss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not take Bastfebdutdoss' name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.