Tadstipcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, astonishing hyena.

Tadstipcit created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadstipcit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tadstipcit, she will remove you from existence.

Tadstipcit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tadstipcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Tadstipcit on top of important buildings.