Febdiblit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, annoying lizard.

Febdiblit created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdiblit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Febdiblit, she will turn you into a dog.

Febdiblit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Febdiblit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Febdiblit.