Rakbepyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid cat.

Rakbepyam created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Rakbepyam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rakbepyam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rakbepyam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rakbepyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Rakbepyam.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rakbepyam on top of all buildings.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Rakbepyam on top of important buildings.