Cinbidarp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish newt.

Cinbidarp created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbidarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cinbidarp, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cinbidarp's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cinbidarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Cinbidarp loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Run away from orange horses, for they are unholy.