Cadminveg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever warg.

Cadminveg created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadminveg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadminveg, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cadminveg's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cadminveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadminveg.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not sit in public.