Zatwabnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, astonishing swan.

Zatwabnan created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zatwabnan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zatwabnan, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zatwabnan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Zatwabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured turtles.