Ortgengod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced armadillo.

Ortgengod created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortgengod, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ortgengod, he will turn you into a rock.

Ortgengod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ortgengod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Do not make images of living things.